Jewel Tolly

So my mother's a whore. So that means I got a stepbrother. And the day we met, he wanted to play me in the game with one-on-one basketball, and I oblige. I knew I needed to assert my dominance, so immediately threw the ball off his face and scored. Of course, I won. And I guess you could say whenever you compare me in that fella, I'm even winning in life, because about 10 years ago, he became paralyzed. So now whenever I see him, I get to throw a different set of balls on his face. It's a shame he'd have made one hell of a boxer because y'all had to see that some bitch for open-doping nutsack. My therapist told me it's because I suffer from a certain PTSD called repetitive compulsion. It says it stems from whenever I was a child taking showers with my dad, and he'd repeatedly smack me in the face with his tallywacker. He ain't the only family member I took showers with. I also had to get a few of my grandma. She'd at least hop in with her fruit of a looms on, but when them things got wet, it just blur everything out. Now I'm starting to think that's where my fascination with Japanese porn comes from.