Paul M

I don't know why, like, women get all upset when you ask them to make them a sandwich. It's not that hard. It's not like we're asking ladies to smoke as a brisket. Takes time and patience, qualities of which no women possesses. So, black people can't get lice, just so you know. Like, 97% of the cases are like white people, which makes sense if you think about it, because if I was a parasite, I wouldn't have to feed off an inferior blood either. I'd only want the best and the purest blood for my family. My name is Paul Mendoza. I am from Napa, California. It's a very beautiful place filled with beautiful people. Very low crime. A lot of people know Napa is a wine country. Well, they don't know that it's an acronym. It stands for no African people allowed. But we do allow the Mexicans, you know, graves aren't going to pick themselves. A lot of ooze and Oz, but you know what?