Devon Callahan

Yeah, I'm Devin Callahan. Callahan like Dirty Harry. Yeah, I see your face confused. He's like, I remember Dirty Harry. He wasn't this dirty. What the fuck's wrong with you? So, yeah, so I figured out, not to bring it down, and I talk about death, I figured out the afterlife. I got it. There's two types of ghosts. One ghost, full-body guy standing under a light. Hey, it's my grandfather probably smoking a cigarette, head to toe. It's a ghost. second goes, you just get like a little haunting thing and it's just like no legs and nothing, just feet up, like feet gone, knees up, and they're just running around like, ooh. Their second type, those are the motherfuckers they die of diabetes. Yes. So it turns out in the afterlife, you don't get your feet back. It's like a punishment. Yeah, it's crazy. It's crazy. I need some friends. I need some new friends. I was chilling with my homies, and we were on a road trip, and I was like, hey, man, I'm getting kind of tired. Let's pull into somewhere. And I saw a hotel, L-A-Q-U-I-N-T-A. And I told my homies, hey, let's stay at La Quinta. Right? And they started laughing. They were like, ah, this fool crazy. It's La Quinta, foe. It's La Quinta