Hannah Jane

People take one look at me, and they're not really sure what they're looking at. I actually, I get misgendered. more often than any woman should. And that honestly, it doesn't bother me. It's usually by the same woman that works at 7-11. And she's trying her best guys. Yeah. It's like stepping on someone's toes, you know? I can't get mad at that. I'm not going to correct her. But if, like, someone ever wanted to be polite and ask me what my pronouns are, I will slap you in the face to let you know I'm a bitch. And people are shocked when they find out that I date men. It's just not often. I have one rule. They have to be more masculine than me. It's hard to find. I work in carpentry, and I think that's a big reason why I'm still single, because I work with wood all day. The last thing I want to do is go home and deal with Poplar. And if you don't get it, Poplar is an extremely soft wood. Better be mahogany. Mahogany's black.