Clifton Harris

What up, y'all? I've been doing comedy since 1984. In a different venue. For the past 42 years, I've been a professional rodeo clown. Thank you. Traveling full time. I raised my kid in the business. We were Hollywood and Bougarhead. I'm Hollywood Harris. and my little boy named Boogerhead. We traveled all over the country, and I'll tell you, we were in Johnson City. I was in Johnson City just a couple weeks ago. He was at the PBR this weekend. Anybody go? That entertainer out there, Brinson James, that's my little boogerhead. So I tell you what, we've done a lot in rodeo, but this comedy thing, pretty new, standing up here in front of it, everybody, I figured I'd tell a few jokes and not get run over. All of the other comics, They get ripped by Tony and heckled a little bit. And if I bomb, I get a horn in the ass, all right? I don't know. You know, I've never had one enter my ass, but I've had two friends of mine that have ripped their colon apart. But I tell you what, I got... Just keep going, Clifton. I got punched in the ass also one time so hard. It gave me a nosebleed. I wouldn't open for about 30 minutes. It hurts. Trust me. Thank you guys very much.