Chase Standen

What's going on, y'all? I've got a new girlfriend. She's kind of pushy in the bedroom. Like, she's very instructional. Like, God, every time I go down on my girl, I feel like I'm playing a fucked up game, a bop-it. Because I'm down there with my A game. I'm doing my best, and she's just giving me instructions, like, flick it, lick it. Kiss it, suck it, push it, pull it, lick it, suck it, suck it, suck it. Pop it. Also, can we be real? That's like an impossible game to beat. My high score is like three. Pass it to a friend. My girlfriend's got a landing strip. My girlfriend's got a landing strip. I call that shit the Gaza strip. I call my girlfriend's vagina Gaza because I shoot loads at it and children are dying in there.