Bryce Wright

I just want to give you an introduction to myself. I'm mixed, black and white. I dropped out of school and all my math from drug dealing. And I'm actually the best of my whole family at math, right? Because I'm half black. The rest of my family I hang around is white. But for some reason, I always refer to me as three-fifths. Which I never understood because the fraction is actually one-half. But it's hard being mixed, you know, because people always get so nosy. I always have to ask the same question. Like, oh, which parent is mixed? Which parent is black? Which parent is white, you know? But I never tell him, I just kind of give him a hint. Someone's like, is your mom black or is your mom white? And I was like, um, my mom is fat. And for the white people to understand that, I just don't know my dad. That's the real reason. But yeah, man, I feel like human connection is really important. I talked to a guy the other day. I said, yeah, man, I'm a comedian. He said, wow, I was an actor in New York for 10 years. And then I sung in the opera for five years. And then my whole career got ruined because I got throat cancer. So now he's a mime.