Shawn Glaser

I've been on TikTok way too much. To the point where I'm just like watching ads all the way through. You don't have to do that. You can just keep scrolling. I saw an ad for a product called Boom Boom Stick. A little chapstick size tube. It's got smelling salts in it to wake you up before work. Comes in flavors like mint and mango and citrus. Their tagline, it's legal cocaine. I don't know about you guys. I've done illegal cocaine. If it doesn't taste like loose change, I don't want it. Get that blueberry bullshit. out of here. Do you have a nickel-flavored boom-boom stick? Saw an ad for a speakeasy. It's a little ironic. I thought they were supposed to be a secret. I feel like Al Capone would be rolling in his grave. He saw these people selling a martini for 20 bucks. Calling it a vermouth, bait, or Gensberg or something gay