Luther Thompson

So a little about me. I was child trafficked out of Russia at age six. True story. Parents use the term adopted, so it's a tomato-tomato kind of situation going on there. One of the main questions I get asked when people find out I'm from Russia or adopted from Russia is, do you want to go back? Go back. Do I look like I want to be generationally poor and drunk? And don't get me wrong, I'm poor here, but I'm American poor. American poor is the equivalent of, Olga, hide my yacht before it gets seeded. over there. Being poor sucks no matter where you're at. Have you ever been so poor you hit under the kitchen sink when the landlord showed up because you haven't paid your rent in two months? Needless to say, I now live in my car. It's not that bad. The only issue I'm having is finding a place to hide when the repo man shows up. And I think I found a good spot. They're still going to repo me. But guess what? I still have my house. upgraded to a gated community. Thank you. I'm Luther. That's been my time.