Brian Sayz

All right. Yeah. I just got married. My wife turned 35 last week. Yep. Looks like we're gonna have to put her down, you know? Just 'cause if you do the math in woman years, that's like 35. It's crazy, dude. I don't know. I don't think women are dogs, but I do think women have dog-like tendencies. You know? Like she'll have her food and I'll have my food and then she'll start gunning for my food. What happens when you make 'em upset? Huh? You gotta take 'em on a walk. You know, I'm black. I can't talk to my lady like a black guy. I gotta talk to her like she's a dog, you know? Soon as she wakes up In the morning, Hey girl. Hey, how are you? Oh my gosh, that's a good stretch. Yeah. Good girl. Whoa. You know, have you had your water today? Do you, do you wanna treat, do you wanna fucking throw a Xanax in her mouth? You know, it's crazy. I don't know. As soon as the keys get going, Hey, where are we going? Where are we going? I managed the teacher sit and stay. I can't make her come. Can't teach an old dog.