Kansei Yasuda

Hello? Hi. I am Japanese. Japanese. I, I just moved here. Yeah, I've been, I've been living here a while. I mean, I mean I been, I just moved here. I trying to get culture to try to get used to the cultures here. One of them is a bro culture. You guys what the bros? Yeah, they're confusing. I've been studying them. Hey. And I found out the bros, they're so afraid to be seen as a gay person. They're afraid, but they also like to do some really gay stuff. Yeah. 'cause the other day a good friend of mine, he's bro, he texted me a picture of his ball sack and I was afraid, what's his intention? Then I thought about it. He's just trying to be a friend. You know? He just tested me if I can take a bull sack as a humor. Yeah. So I was like, respect. Respect. I gotta do the same thing. Hey, so cream, everything. Nothing like a Hiroshima picture of picture. Yeah. Took a picture of my bowls, also included penis for surprise attack, You know, for a harbor, You know. And I sent it to him, send it to him. Hey. And this bro ghosted me for like two days. Hey. And I was like, bro, what? What did I do wrong? Hey. And this bro told me a valuable lesson. He told me, bro, bowls is bro penis super gay. What's the difference? It's the same company. You know, it's, that's my time. Thank you very much, Goda. Thank you.

Hey guys. Did you guys know that most of the fentanyl was manufactured in Japan. I was surprised in the beginning but, it kinda makes sense that they are making it in Japan, cuz police in Japan will never realize if people are high on fentanyl or just being really, really respectful. Speaking of fentanyl, any Chinese people in this crowd? If there is, as a Japanese person, sorry for everything. I think Japan did terrible things to China back in WW2. So I think in my opinion as a Japanese person, Japan deserved first bomb. But second one.... It's too much. So I never understood the second one, never did, until just recently I figured it out. I was using a microwave and I took my food out. And my food wasn't piping hot enough. I was like, why dis hotpocket not surrendering. So I had to nuke it again.

Hi guys. I'm a, I'm a bilingual. I speak Japanese and English, and I feel like I have a different personality in each language that I speak. Like English concept is more confident, but Japanese concept is like more, it's like a little pervert. You know? Like for example, when I see a beautiful woman walking on the street, English concert goes, mm, I want to hit that ass. But Japanese cons goes, mm, I want to get onto crowded Japanese train and casually tap that ass when I'm having a sex English counselor goes, I wanna pound you all night until you break down girl. And Japanese constantly goes, I have a work tomorrow. That's my time. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. Hey guys. I used to date with this girl, beautiful girl. And after we did it for one month, she dumped me and I was devastated. I was sad 'cause she didn't tell me a reason why. So I went up to Facebook and see what was going on in her life. Turns out she used to date with this huge black masculine man. And after dumping me, she's back with this huge, same black, masculine man again. And do you guys eat sushi? Yeah. You guys eat, do you guys know there's a, the reason why there's a little ginger right next to sushi? Yeah, it's a Pollock cleanser. Yeah. Yeah. So this bitch used me for Pollock Cleanser because she didn't even want to eat a big black tuna to and a low, you know, she, she have to eat pickle ginger peanut in the between. Thank you. Thank you. Hello.

Hey guys. Yeah. I don't like when people in North America say, Hey yo respect. You know, instead of saying bye. 'cause in Japan we take respect to a whole other level. You know, like for example, I'm 28 years old. Make some noise if you're younger than 28 years old. Nice. So you guys mean nothing to me. Look at all in Japan, we ask ages all the time. 'cause we have to decide what kind of relationship we're gonna have going forward. Like, are you gonna be my daddy or are you gonna be my bitch? That's why. That's why, you know, 'cause in North America it's not good to ask ages. So that's why I have no choice. But guess people's ages by how they look. And that's why I respect so many white people. Because you guys, you guys age like a banana in hot summer. Thank you very much. Thank you

Thank you. Thank you guys. I just went back to Japan to see my family and on a Japanese airport I saw a huge sign that says Do not export Wagyu beef seamen without permission. And immediately I was like, damn, I wish my semen is important enough to get permitted. You know, like, I wish everybody desire my semen. You know, like I wish, I wish someone suck me off and, and keep my seamen inside their mouth and try to across a border and, and get shot at and die. And, and this person's whole family is devastated just because of my sermon. Thank you very much.