Trini Martinez

My day starts when I walk into the barbers shop, and I notice all the barbers are wearing gloves these days. Well, I think there should be gloves specifically for the blacks, and it's going to be sponsored by Magnum. I also notice that barbershops and whorehouses are very, very similar. Like, you go in, you try to find a person with the most experience. because you need to get in and out as fast as possible because you've got a wife and two kids waiting for you at home. I think I know exactly what all the black guys were thinking when they went home with Dahmer that night. I guarantee you they thought they were about to put 100 years of slavery on that ass. Like Terry Cruz did that white boy on white chicks who's going to need a wheelchair. Little did they know, Dahmer was a real eater. I also have a theory on why I think St. Dahmer went after the blacks, and it started when he came to Texas, visited our local Buckees where he got that foot-long Sancicea on a stick, picked it up, and said if this was just charred.