Martin Malloy
90.13%
1 appearances
KILLTONY
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Martin Malloy is listed on RateTony as a Kill Tony comedian. This profile currently connects 1 appearance to episode data. The visible RateTony member score is 90.1%. Episode links will appear when matching public episode data is available.
- Role
- Comedian
- Appearances
- 1
- RateTony score
- 90.1%
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Hi, I'm Marty. The optimist sees the glasses half full. I'm a paranoid schizophrenic, so I see two glasses, and one of them wants to kill me. Chicks dig mentally ill guys. That's what my cats tell me. I went to Paris. I didn't have to buy a plane ticket. I just took mushrooms and watched Ratatouille. Woo! I like this crowd. You remind me my ex-girlfriend. She also liked the last guy better. Someone told me the 90s called and they want their hairstyle back. I said, really? The 90s called? And you didn't warn them about 9-11? Martin Malloy, you got one more, whatever the fuck you want to do, let's go, dude. I don't give a fuck, fucking go. Do a one-hour special. Let's go. That joke costs a $20 haircut, $5 tip, and over 3,900 American lives. That's it, I'm Martin Malloy.