David Edward

I've also been known to look like a chicken that just got done picking the ground. Here's what it is, man. No, guys, really. I just wanted to cut. come out here and acknowledge the fact that I am the unwanted love child of Uncle Laser and Ellen DeGeneres. Just the ultimate gay, baby. It's been years. They refused to contact me. So I actually moved down here from Utah to get in touch. But I kind of got distracted, guys. A lot of just amazing Latino women here. To all my Latino women, I am like a baboon under the sheets. Brutal hemorrhoids, guys. It's, it's... Have you guys ever seen the ring? Specifically the scene where the ghost lady is like crawling out of the TV? That's me on the shitter, dude. I am just grunt and sweat. Like an NFL linebacker, dude. It is... It's quite the sight.