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I was at the airport yesterday. I was thinking, you could just point at anybody in here and yell, that guy has a bomb in his ass. And they kind of have to check that guy's ass, right? They got to put a finger in that guy. But then they're probably going to put a finger in you after because you said that, which could be fun, like, if you're into that, that's like your thing. You can be like, yeah, he's got a bomb in his ass. Check me now, you know? I got here two hours early. Go ahead, fucking check my ass. You imagine you do that all the time and the guy actually has a bomb in his ass? And then TSA is like, holy shit, that guy was gonna blow up the plane. 200 lives saved because of you. You're a fucking hero. And you'd be sitting there like, fuck, I don't think he's gonna check my ass.