Eric Blair

It's often been said that you're better off being born black than gay because at least you don't have to tell your parents. But here's who do have to tell their parents. The ugly white bitches who are fucking them. And to those people in the year 2026 who were still opposed to their white daughters dating black men, I have this to say. I agree with you. Because I'm opposed to reversing evolution. That's right. These ugly white bitches are ruining the DNA of the world's greatest athletes. And in doing so, they're ruining the future of professional sports. Because future generations may not get to see a man jump from the free throw line and everybody's fucking face, because there won't be any real black people left at some point. Instead, there'll be a whole court full of Seth Curry-looking motherfuckers who have to shoot pull-up threes from half court because they have no game above the rim. So ugly white bitches, keep your hands off our black people. Find somebody else to make you a single mom. I'm Eric Blair.