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What's up, Austin? I'm here in Texas visiting my girlfriend. She's from Texas. She's kind of like a pit bull. She's like slim, sturdy. She's loyal, and she loves playing with balls. She's like the airbud of playing with my balls. Like you've heard of the throat goat. She's the stroke goat. Tony's like, sorry. So the first time her and I went out, we went out to a hot tub, and I, and I like passed out. All the blood was like not going to my brain. And I passed out. She woke me up. She took care of me. She's like, I need to take you home. She's, I'm going to make sure you're okay tonight. She takes me home, shows me this, like, stroke goat thing she's got going on. She's making sure I'm okay. She's like, how many fingers am I holding up? I'm like, two, she's like, and how many fingers do I have in your ass? I'm like, three?