Katie Carter

I got groomed when I was in high school. Groomed, not molested, because I've never been much of a closer. So I told a comic this recently, he was like, oh, was the guy like a real pedophile, or did you just like develop early? Yeah, that's like saying, was the guy a real pedophile, or were you like a really sexy kid? And I was, so you guys kidding. I read a statistic that 20% of pedophiles have erectile dysfunction, which is crazy to imagine being a pedophile and working so hard all day. to get a kid to come into your band, and then you finally do, and you have to be like, oh my God, I'm so sorry, this never happens to me. Please don't tell your parents about this part, specifically. They should have humiliating. And the kid has to console you. He's like, no, this is probably just because you had, like, too much of the Eucharist or whatever, so. Fuck yeah, right on the money.