Ty Reynolds

Cut that shit, DJ. Got this pink sweater on. I just left a lesbian baby shower. They were all girls. Yeah. My cousin, she's like the stud out of the relationship. That was the first time I got to see it, so I ain't know what to say. I was like, damn, got a nigga pregnant. Got a nigga pregnant. But her, her husband. her baby mother beefing. So we're not sure if she might be a single mother and father right now, we're gonna see. I just got fired from my job for stealing my coworker lunch. Anybody ever stole a coworker lunch before? Just me. I stole my coworker hot pocket out the microwave, out the sleeve. You ever help somebody look for some shit that you stole? I came out the break room with the hot pocket sleeve. Like, yo, niggas stealing hot pockets now? Just gonna leave a sleeve. Thank you. That's my time

Hi everybody my name is Ty I'm from Baltimore Maryland I just moved down to Austin it's very violent in Baltimore down here it's just like domestic violence so it's cool. Baltimore a gangster as hell, but I can't be a gangster because I'm ticklish. You ever try to hold somebody up? Y'all give me all your motherfuckers? Chill, y'all, chill, y'all, chill. I knew I wasn't a gangster because I got in a shootout one time, and I had thunk flip-flops on. life and thong flip-flops. I thought the shootout lasted 20 minutes longer because of my heels was clapping down the street. All right, that's my motherfucking tie.