Chad Smith

What's going on here, guys? I'm Chad. I am from Ashgosh, Wisconsin. I am here on my birthday. If you guys don't know where Oshkosh is, that's where Chicago sends all their prisoners. That's right. Thing about turning 40 is more trips to the bathroom. And seeing that doctor visiting that bat cave every year, right? Some of the guys know about that, right? Here's some fun facts about me, right? I didn't learn the birds and the bees growing up. My uncle gave me a playboy, and I learned how to count backwards from Bill Cosby. that one takes a little bit to sink in. Speaking of Bill, did he still do stand-up in prison or was he the chocolate pudding? That's right. Fun fact about me is I work insurance.