Aaron McPherson

It's your boy the pipe layer, the motherfucking throat slayer. It's the immaculate pimp, no drones, man. And I'm here to fuck. But not just anybody in particular. I got a thing in particular for disgusting bitches. Yeah. The nasty of the better. Like a bitch, if you go to the gym, I don't want it. But if you could be on my 600-pound life, now that's my kind of bitch. And you know why I do? They give you money, man, that's why. I'm also known as Deuce Bigelow, the American Negro Jigolo. I'll be charging $250 a pump. Got lifting big ass legs up and shit. I'm trying to get swole. But see, when you like these disgusting things, sometimes you forget to turn off your Bluetooth, you know. And then you'd be, you know, doing your thing, 30 seconds into the video, you're like, fuck, ain't no sound. Then you hear a corridor slam. He liked... Oh, shit. Well, anyway, more of the story is... Fuck it. I'm Aaron McPherson. Thank you.