Blix Hanson

Hello, everybody. So, pepper spray sucks. especially when it explodes in your sex toy drawer. Yeah, it's no good. You can imagine how my shade of white would handle something like that. Not very good. But luckily, it wasn't one of my toys. It was one of her toys, and it was a butt plug. Unfortunately, we didn't catch it in time. It was the worst or best episode of Hot Ones you've ever seen because she's on top and she's like, what's wrong? Something burns. Something burns. But I knew exactly to go for that glass of milk right away. So I got that and a turkey baster. And, yeah, she down that milk pretty quick, and I did have to get her a second glass. It was a bad night, and that's my time