Victoria Lang

So I'm a poll dancer, and when I say that, a lot of people think that means stripper, and I'm not. But if I was, I would have a really cool name, like Miss Honeybun. It's because I'm sweet, I'm dense, and after a couple bites, I really taste like Nichols. It's like a cup, or a loose change. Yeah. I have a boyfriend, and he's a little bit of a freak, so he likes it. He's into this thing, it's called sounding. It's when you shove something in your dick. Yeah, at first I was like, too, I was like, but he makes this really cool noise. He goes like this, eh, eh. It's like a little kid in the fan in the summertime. You know how they go, eh, and the fucking fan. It's so beautiful. I've been calling him urethrofoam. Franklin and our relationship's been great. Our relationship's been great ever since.