Zach Myers

What's going on? A good thing pedophiles could say to get into the L-G-B-T-Q is something like, hey, we got pride too. Just ask little Timmy. We pried his butt cheeks open last week. It is true. I recently thought of this candy nobody's made before. Oh my God. It's a candy that would start off lemony and tart and then it would turn sweet and then it would turn tart again. And you'd call it the retard. Another thing I think is funny is when fat chicks get their hair done, Keep going. Thank you. They'll be like, Hey does this look good? And it's like, well no, there's still 300 pounds under it. Thank you.

What's up? So recently I've been banging this cancer bitch. Yup. But she's not one of those leukemia hoes. She was just born in July. Yup. leukemia hoes she was just born in July. Yep. The issue with her though is she does have cancer and I'm just not into that. How much can you expect me to care when I can't get to second base because because she's already at stage four. Oh. They cut her tits off too quick. Oh. Thank you. Uh, and a lot of my buddies will be like, well, why are you even into her, bro? And I tell them, you know, it's simple. Uh, as an Arabic, I find it sexy how easily she got in the terminal.