Neno

Weight Watchers just filed for bankruptcy about time. My sister stole a fat whore. All right, I'm gonna start my minute now. I'm a millennial and us millennials, we're all about nostalgia. You know, we miss the throwback stuff. The thing I miss the most, I missed the old TV shows like the other day. I had a dream. Shout out. MLK gone too soon. I had a dream that I was on that show Pimp My Ride. You know, on MTV, the show where they put 50 grand to the car that's worth 50 bucks. And I knew it was a dream. 'cause I don't even have a car exhibit pulled up to my house. He was like, neeno, come check out your new ride. He's on Neeno. We know you can't swim. So we put a hot tub In the back of your PT Cruiser and Nano, we know you're pre-diabetic. So we hooked up with the sweet Candy paint job. And lastly, nano, we did our research and you know, he just got a DWI. So we hooked up with the custom gold plated breathalyzer. Go ahead and blow on it, man. I just hear bubbles In the back.

Mother. Shit, what the fuck is up? I don't know if you guys could tell by the way I'm dressed, but I am an essential worker. Okay, cool. Don't clap fucking assholes. But yeah, I deliver groceries for a living without me. Westlake and B kay with star, right? Austin needs me And I think I speak for all delivery drivers when I say this. If you live in an apartment complex, do not order groceries online. Okay? That is for home owners only because every time I go to a shitty apartment complex, you're on the 12th floor, your elevator don't work and you don't tip. Speaking of no tips, if you're Indian, I'm not talking about Native Americans, I'm talking about National duck. Don't order groceries online. Okay? Taj beer. I swear next time you order with me, dude, I'm gonna rub a chicken masala all over my nuts and give you some real spice spam. Alright, that's my time guys. Thank you

Oh, the Tesla bots. AI. Jerry is here. Where my Latinos at. No more. Jose, did you get the job? No, they gave it to the robots. He's cheaper. Mike says, hate it when they don't work. Dude, I could just picture Tesla bots selling fruit on the side of the highway, like 3, 4, 5. Try it. Very good. Very sweet. There's not gonna be homeless people no more. Just homeless robots. All the obsolete ones. Please her. Help my wife. She needs Indian lithium battery. Think of the children. It's like, all right, dude, here's 10 bucks. I'm a good person. Cholos are gonna send the robots on missions just like a fool. Send the robot to go pick up the sack dog. The cops won't check 'em. All right. That's my time. Thank you.