Frankie Magoo

What's up, Austin? Doing okay? You look lovely. Free my homies out of Penn State. They didn't do a damn thing wrong. But I will say, I've been in Austin, give or take two years, and it's crazy as I watched turtle racing the other day with a girl that I met on a hinge. I would later find out this is a true story that she was a bookie, and I lost $292 on turtle races. I had no anticipation on telling that joke. It's not really a joke. It's just a story. But I guess if I had to say, you know, one thing is I'm so grateful for all of you, and especially you kill Tony. Thank you so much for everything that you do. and the platform in which you've given me, I toured with Donnell Rawlings last year, and it was just the craziest experience of my life. It really was. He's a good dude, despite our different ethnicities. He's good, but I love all of you

So I've recently been on the interneet dating and I've been with an Afircan American lady I've been spending time with. She's about as Caucasian as they come so i introduced her to my family. Just straight down the middle until about 5 days ago, we were making love and she said,

You have no idea how much shit is on your MacBook Pro in which you haven't deleted yet. Whereas you think your iPhone, you can just delete the text and, and photos hide them. But when somebody that you've been with for let's call it 15 years, opens that MacBook Pro and guesses that password, you have no fucking idea what you said to your mom 12 years ago. You were not jacked that that girlfriend of yours was coming home demeaning or not. I would say the worst shit ever. Yeah. We, we were engaged after the ninth year called that off. Had a year and a half off. It was the best year and a half of my entire fucking life. We got back together because she saw how happy I was because it legitimately was the time of my life. And we were together for four more years until she read the 15 years of my text messages and photos and that was that.