Matthew Jordan

So who's here been to Montgomery County Jail lately? This one has. It's pretty fun there. You know what they actually give the inmates there? iPads. You know what they go back to them? They start talking about their lives and everything like that. So if you have buddies, family, or anybody in jail, they've already talked about everything you've already done. They've told everything you've already done. And they just go in for commissary. They just love to get the commissary like that. They start talking about that stuff. You got your whole family tree. When he gets out, he's going to go find you. They already know what you. They've hooked up AI to that shit. Then they're going to find out where you're at, hat you're going to do. It's quite amazing. And you talk to them, and it's just like, they're giving up everything for sandals, for socks. It's quite amazing. It was such a great experience. Whoa, I went a little crowd there. But it's, you got to go. It's the most incredible thing. The experience you get there. I mean, it's a comic. Just what you get there. I mean, I gave it a five star. I mean, it's a little lumpy, like a little mattress or something like that, but it's going fucking good.

How you doing? Welcome, welcome. So I've been going to the gym lately, dropped 40 pounds already. Thank you, thank you, thank you. Got addicted to Zumba all the time. Going in there, first time ever in there, they looked at me like, this gringo is going to be out after three songs. But I'm there, I just want a taste, just want a little bit of taste of that. You just can't stop with that. So going to buy the third song, oh I feel like I might have a heart attack. I don't know if I'm having a heart attack or not. I'm going into Zuma, going, going, going. But then the fourth song, way to the fourth song, because if you do make it past the third song, the fourth song, you just start feeling the music the music the music starts going you don't even know what you're doing anymore you're moving back and forth back and forth back and forth you're clapping you're in a rush to get to the front of the stage you want your spot because once you get to that spot you're up there and you're dancing next to you know you get a target on your back that's Betty back there she's coming up she wants that spot no shit I was here an hour early. Put my water bottle down in that spot right there. It's mine Who knows about all that you fight for your spot in zoom, but I'm telling you one thing.