Christopher Waldeck

My names Chris Waldeck. I'm 34 years old and I'm autistic. I appreciate the applause but don't clap too loud, you see I'm a little but different, I'm what called the lower end of the spectrum, because I thought I wasn't autistic til I was 28 years old. And y'all are chuckling because you all figured it out as soon I walked on the stage. That's how I know I'm on the lower-end of the spectrum. In fact I'm so on the spectrum if y'all had clapped any louder for me being autistic I would have had to start counting. You know what age most kids find out they are autistic? Two. And I didn't find out until 28. You know, what the fuck my parents were doing. Like I may be autistic, but my parents are damn retarded. My dad's name is Gerald, so they say I'm one of Jerry's kids. And my mom's name is Tina and she's an accountant, but she's not a good one though. She can count everything except the correct amount of Tylenol.