Chris Longoria

Here we go. Man, so I recently went through a breakup, been going through a dry spell since then. Met a woman recently, the most beautiful Filipino I've ever met in my life. To my surprise, she came up to me, started asking me questions. Oh, how are you? Nice to meet you. Do you have any kids? I need to stop with the accent. Red man's getting horny over there. And then she asked me out on a date. but then I realized she asked me if I was from here and I was like damn she might be an undercover ice agent so I panicked but I did take her up on this date like I said I was on a dry spell on this date she kept asking questions so you said you were from here how long have you been here were you born here I started getting really scared at this point but then I was really high and I realized that she wanted to use me for my green card and I panic so I propose to this woman she's going to get real pissed off and she finds out I'm not legal either that's right Ling Lee we have to figure their shit out together now