Swayde McCoy

I'm going to start. I'm going to waste part of my minute. What the fuck was that? What? I almost Daisy Duke. my shirt coming out this way. That was wild. No, you don't want to see that. It's sad underneath here. Here's my minute. Fuck, uh, fuck Pete Diddy, dude. Fuck, Pete Diddy, I know you like him, but I don't like him. I don't like the guy. I think the worst thing he ever did was music. Hang on. I think, I think if he was better at music, we'd forgive the rest of it. Like, think... Hang on. Hang on. I only got a minute. Think about Michael Jackson, dude. Michael Jackson, they said, Michael's fucking kids. And he said, ah, ch, hoo! And they said, shut up, McCauley. Shut your stupid mouth. They told McCauley, too, beat it. That's bad. On that same note, R. Kelly pissed on women. But P. Diddy didn't pee. Did he? That's called wordplay. Thanks, guys. I'm Swade McCoy.