Eric Spicely

Anything going to happen? Yo, what's going on, Austin? How are you guys doing? You guys are good? Yeah. I just moved here, bro. They're like fucking Friday, man. Yeah. I grew up in America, but for the last 10 years, I've been living up in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. or as our president likes to call it, gay Alaska. Say what you want about Canadians, man. It's nice being in a place doesn't have guns, you know. I feel safe walking around just having these goofy fucking ears, man. It's that Dana White privilege, bro. Cops are nice to me. They didn't even know what race I am. These ears are from Jiu-Jit-T, you guys know what that is? Wow. Some people think it makes you look tough. Some people think J-Jitsu is a bit, como se d'i-sehomo erotic, right? I've been doing a half my life, guys. I've been to black belt for years. I can honestly say, pretty gay. Fuck, dude. You just want a golden ticket here and kill Tarnit. I don't know what the fuck's going on, but...