Austin Ingels

I'm from the Midwest. My family's old-fashioned is what you say when your family's still racist. And all my friends are starting families of their own. And one of my friends, his kid has Asperger's, ADHD and autism. I can never remember a little fucker's name, so I just call him AAA. I used to work at a prison for like three years, and you meet a lot of interesting people when you work at a prison, employees as well. We worked with this one guy who would eat his own hair, and if you can believe it, he didn't crush it with the women. There was reason for that. He was into child porn. Yeah, he got busted at his house with a computer full of child pornography. That was the last time. I trusted a coworker with my laptop. Thank you. I saw a homeless person outside holding a sign that said, Dying of AIDS. Could you use that sign before the blow job?